Some people get drunk by putting the alcohol in their mouths. Some people get the alcohol into their bodies in a different way. This song is for them.
If you wanna get crazy and howl at the moon,
There's a cozy little spot called The Back Door Saloon.
Well it's kinda down and dirty, but the fun never ends,
For you and your tight little circle of friends.
It's a whole lotta fun and it feels just right,
With my butt-chuggin' buddies on a Saturday night.
Well, we don't drink whiskey and we don't drink beer,
We just take our deliveries right in the rear.
You get a rubber tube and a box of wine,
And you have yourself a party where the sun don't shine!
You come in through the back, you pick your seat and it's cool.
You get your butt-chuggin' buddy to push in your stool.
It might seem crowded, seem like a tight fit,
But when you're busy butt chuggin' you don't give a darn.
released October 17, 2012
Written and performed by Dag Juhlin, and heard exclusively on
The Steve Dahl Show -- www.dahl.com
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